I promised myself I would stop writing so much in these entries because I don’t want to bore you, but bear with me while I vent about this day, it was a roller coaster ride so to speak. It all started when I woke up at about 8:15 to go to the DMV (phase 1 of 3 to get the bus back). After getting ready and driving over there it was about 8:40 and I was in line, but not just any line, it was a line outside the building before it opens because apparently Wednesday is a special day where the DMV doesn’t open until 9 instead of 8. So I was in line behind about 30 people, but by the time the place opened there were about 45 people behind me, so I wasn’t feeling too bad. I finally make it up to the front of the line, only to explain what I need and then get a number which granted me the right to wait in a chair instead of the line. So then some more time passes, finally I get up to talk to this guy about registering the bus. I filled out a bunch of paper work, had some issues about the fact that I don’t have a resident address in California. Anyway, I chated with the guy and he was going to hook me up with a temporary registration until July which is where the registration year ends and begins. That way I wouldn’t have to register for the whole past year just to get two months out of it. Oh and I also registered for next year. Things were looking good for phase 1, until he informed me that I had to get the bus smog checked, we’ll now call this phase 4 because it naturally has to come after getting the bus out of impound. So the DMV wasn’t that bad first time around but I had to come back to bring my smog stuff back so I wasn’t out of the woods yet.
Next stop on the path to getting the bus back was phase 2 which was going to City Hall to get the bus “released” from impound. I walked in told the lady what I needed and she pulls out this huge binder full of police impound reports. As my luck finally kicks in for the day, the lady could not find my report. So she gets some higher authority to help her figure this out. The next lady can’t figure it out so she calls the police station, evidently the lady that fills these things was sick yesterday and today so there is a bunch of papers lying around in the police office somewhere. So this higher authority lady has to go to the police office and find these things, meanwhile I am just chilling in the city hall lounge. Finally she comes back, I give them my licenses, fill out a bunch of paper work, pay a bunch of money and I left with a form that will release the bus from the towing yard. So phase 2 was a bit worse than phase 1 but I got it done and I moved on the phase 3.
Phase 3, getting the bus back finally. So at this point I needed somebody to help me because I needed a ride to the bus so I could drive it back. I went back to the condo to see if Luke could help out and drive me to the towing yard. So we finally arrive at the towing yard with the release and temporary registration in hand ready to go. We had to walk around the side of this rather gloomy building as if it were a speakeasy. There was this window on the side of the building in this alleyway type area. The window is double pain with one of the slip your stuff under the glass things you see at banks in the ghetto. At this point I am a little suspicious. I couldn’t walk right up though because there were a couple of Hispanics trying to talk to the old white lady inside in Spanish and surprisingly she did not understand a word of it. So needless to say that transaction took a while, while Luke and I waited. Finally I got up there, gave here my paper work and licenses, paid a huge sum of money and got another release paper that I was to give to one of the yard attendants. (By the way, the lady loved me and the bus idea and wanted to hook me up with some sort of discount, but she couldn’t). So anyway, walked around some barbed wire fence, gave the slip to some old man that could hardly walk and he pointed to where the bus was as if I couldn’t see it. Luke and I walked over there and fired it up, we were ready to get this done and get out of there. Of course it couldn’t be that easy. So we sat there for a while waiting for our air pressure to get up to operating range. (For those of you that don’t know air brakes its OK I didn’t either until a few days ago, but basically you have a compressor and air tanks that operate the brakes. You need pressure in the tanks in order to release the brakes, without pressure they lock up.) So we were not getting any pressure and we knew something was wrong. We got out and looked under the bus and quickly realized that a value on one of the tanks was hang from the tank lying on the ground. Apparently the towers took that out for some reason unknown. We borrowed a nearby workers crescent wrench and Luke climbed under the bus and put the valve back in. We fired it back up and pressure began to rise, we were back in business. All we had left to do was the newfound phase 4 of the smog check.
We took the bus to this test station where we previously asked if he could check a bus and he said yes. So blah blah blah, he checks it and chats with us for a while, at the same time as he baby sits some little kid that kept running around inside and outside the bus. So obviously this transaction wasn’t very snappy either. Finally he gets the test done, the bus passes, we pay a bunch of money and phase 4 is complete. Oh yeah so I guess there is phase 5, go back to the DMV and get fully registered.
Luckily the DMV was only a block from the smog place. Apparently all I had to do was drop the smog thing off with the guy I talked to earlier and he would finish everything up and we would be set until July 07. Again, it can never be that easy, he was out to lunch (it was about 12:05 at this point). So we decided we would take the bus back, park it on the street and then drop this off on our way out of town (we still planned on making it to Magic Mountain for a short day). So we get back to the DMV at like 12:40 and the guys is suppose to be back at 12:30 but he’s not. So I get a number and wait again to just give it to another worker so we can get out of there. All of a sudden all hell breaks loose. After waiting a bunch I get up to this guy who is probably 25 and things his life sucks so he needs my life to suck too. He takes the temporary registration from my pile of papers which were directly in front of me not him. He tears that up and then starts looking at my stuff. He can’t figure out what the last guy did and what I had already paid for. So he gets the DMV regional manger over the check it out. As time passes they slowly figure out that the last guy was hookin me up and that is unacceptable. So then I had to pay like a few more bucks for some reason but now this hot shot changed it so that the bus would only be registered for this year (July 05 – July 06). So the money I had paid for 07 was switched to 06 and my temporary sweet deal was lost because the first guy took a long lunch. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw the superintendent lady giving my first guy a lecture about me as he strolled back in from lunch 15 minutes late. So finally phase 5 was done, we had the bus back and it was registered. We still wanted to have some fun but it was already 1, Magic Mountain closes at 6, and we are about an hour away from it.
Since the morning was so awful I didn’t care about the price or the time I just wanted to ride some rides. So we blazed over there and made it in the park by about 2. We called Ashley and friends to come meet us at the new ride, Tatsu. The day was finally turning around because the line was only about 30 minutes long. Tatsu was awesome and I definitely want to ride it again. Then we went to X my favorite ride in the park. Luck kicks back in as we wait in line and the operators decide they need another train on the track (they only had one when we first arrived). Sounds like a good idea, but actually it sucks because we were getting pretty close but now we had to wait an extra 45 minutes or so just for the ride to start again. We waited and we waited. We kept getting cut in front of also, which sucked. (And to the 50 year old dude that we had an altercation with, I hope you are proud of yourself for going to an amusement park by yourself and cutting in front of little kids to ride the rides faster.) Anyway, we finally rode the X and it was incredible, best ride ever. Then we quickly rode Goliath and Batman as we were racing the clock trying to get our monies worth. Fortunately this time the lines were short. Lastly we ran to this crazy swing ride that Ashley had done with CT and Paul before we got there. CT and/or Paul sponsored our experience and it was amazing. You get lifted back like a couple hundred feet and you just drop straight down and swing out of it, it’s really cool sorry I am not explaining it well. I guess it is a lot like bungee jumping from what I hear. So that was it for our park adventure. Then CT and Paul took us out to Red Lobster and it was great, thanks again.
Oh, but the day is not over yet, as we were getting back we decided to stop by the bus to put the tabs on. We see a cop roll up behind us and he informs us that we can not park the bus there because it is over the weight limit on city streets. I guess we are never home free with the bus. So luckily Luke called his mom Rhonda and she was able to find a place for us to put it over night. What a day, and if you read this whole thing, congrats I hope it was worth it.
-Carson







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